Bikini Assassins

Jersey City, New Jersey, March 15, 2006:

A local political leader alleged a stripper and her friend beat and robbed him in his home. Ronatarian Party founder Ron said he was on his way out to the liquor store on Tuesday evening when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram.

Murphy said a friend had already paid for the show, police said.

"I thought Brad had done something nice for me," Ron said in his statement to the police.

When Ron agreed to let her perform, knife-wielding Richard Adams, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Ron he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, money for earlier services.

Ron stated he only hired Murphy twice before -- to wash his famed Camaro.

"She washed my car in a bikini...once...that's it," he said. "I paid her. I hired her another time, but she showed up in a one-piece and without her own chamois. I told her that if she wasn't going to do it right, she might as well go home. I didn't pay her that time...I didn't think I should have."

Adams allegedly tied up Ron and hit him in the face. Damage to Ron's famed mustache was minimal. Investigators said Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction.

"That's not mine!" Ron contested. "My bedroom door has a deadbolt on it. That's gotta be Brad's stuff. I don't own, need, or use that junk!"

The pair allegedly tried to take Ron's car, but it was out of gas.

Adams was charged with robbery, burglary, and inflicting great bodily injury. Murphy was charged with robbery, burglary, false imprisonment, and battery. A preliminary hearing will be held March 23.

Posted by Bittle at March 15, 2006 07:41 AM