Black and White and Read All Over

Jersey City, New Jersey, April 30, 2008:

Balloons apparently were boring. A man returning home from a campaign whistle stop tour in the Midwest found his home completely wrapped in newspaper.

"As soon as the headlights hit the house it was like, 'What the [heck] happened?'" said Ronatarian Party presidential candidate Ron. "I've never seen anything like this before. I can't say I'm too happy about it either. [Expletive]"

Ron and his running mate Brad returned from the Omaha airport about 9:30 p.m. Tuesday to find the unusual welcome home decorations.

The pranksters were Ronatarian Party volunteers, left behind in New Jersey due to self-imposed budgetary restrictions by the party. They volunteered to remove the newsprint. It took three hours to wrap the house.

"Some of these [guys] have too much free time on their hands," Ron said. "I'll put a stop to that. I'll crack skulls if I have to."

Posted by Bittle at April 30, 2008 08:04 AM