Cow Kissing

A radical political party cashed in on a cow kissing contest this weekend.

The Ronatarian Party assigned milk jugs to several members of this rural community. Party members and locals placed money in jugs of the person they most wanted to kiss a bovine, and the one with the most money in his jug won.

Ronatarian vice presidential candidate Brad took the honors and puckered up Friday to smooch Sissy, a 3-year-old Hereford cow.

"They called and asked if I would like to kiss a cow," Brad said. "It's a fun way for us to raise a little bit of money."

The "winner" visited a family farm that provided two cows and let him choose the one to kiss. "Believe it or not, it's hard to find a cow to kiss," Brad said. "This is the first time I have ever done something like this sober."

Posted by Ron at July 8, 2003 12:31 AM

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