Driving Me Crazy

Jersey City, New Jersey, August 25, 2006:

A man who fell asleep in his driveway was rudely awakened when his roommate came home and turned into the driveway to park his car.

Brad said he drove into the driveway shortly after midnight Thursday and heard a loud cracking sound, a Jersey City Police report said.

When he got out of his pimped-out Dodge Neon, he heard moaning and found his roommate and boss, Ronatarian Party chief Ron, on the ground near his vehicle. Brad said he did not initially see Ron in the driveway.

"Jesus!" Brad exclaimed. "He's gonna kill me for this!"

According to the report, Ron said he had been drinking "homemade hooch" and must have passed out. He was taken to St. Lucien's Hospital where he was treated for abrasions and contusions. His signature mustache was not harmed in the accident.

"I'm going to kill Brad for this," an irate Ron lectured to the nursing staff. "How did he not see me? That idiot is toast!"

Posted by Bittle at August 25, 2006 08:06 AM