Call The Fashion Police

Long Beach Island, New Jersey: September 4, 2003 A man's skimpy swimsuit was too much - or too little - for Taco Bell workers. Employees at Taco Bell called police Monday when the man walked into the restaurant wearing only a tiny black Speedo swimsuit and a cut-off T-shirt during the Labor Day weekend. LBI Police Chief Henry Lathon said his attire, or lack thereof, was a little too revealing. "He was inappropriately dressed for a restaurant," said Lathon. He said the man had left his clothes "down the shore." The man, identified as Ronatarian vice presidential candidate Brad, faces a $500 fine and possible jail time if convicted of indecent exposure. According to New Jersey law, a person can be charged with indecent exposure if "he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm." Police ticketed Brad and took photos of him in the Speedo, for use in court. Other photos, taken in a back room of the police headquarters, were not released to the public. Brad was upbeat upon his release. He feels his chances of having this ordeal pass over quietly are "pretty damn good." He mentioned how the local police were "sympathetic" to his situation and "quite friendly once you get to know them well."

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