Green Pee

Jersey City, New Jersey, March 17, 2010:

Police said two men suffered injuries after they were beaten after urinating on what they thought was an unoccupied vehicle on Wednesday morning around 11 o'clock. Police said the owner got out of the car and assaulted Ron and Brad with a golf club. Brad suffered a possible arm fracture and was transported to Our Lady of Mustached Mercy Hospital.

The two Ronatarians were apparently up early with fellow St. Patrick's Day revelers.

Police Sergeant Dan Dornes said urinating in public is a crime, but the two men will probably not be cited in this case.

"Hell, their piss was green," said Dornes. "They must've been up before dawn pounding beers. Those guys are party animals!"

Police were trying to locate the owner of the car.

Posted by Bittle at March 17, 2010 04:17 PM