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Bloomington, Minnesota, September 1, 2004:

A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in The Mall of America had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Minneapolis Wednesday.

The 30-something man was caught with his trousers down early Tuesday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

The man was identified as the enigmatic N8 -- a mysterious individual loosely tied to the Ronatarian Party. Ronatarian headquarters refused to comment on the incident.

"It was real...N8 was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman for the mall. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

Less than 24 hours after being in police custody, the wily N8 escaped his captors and is, again, at large.

Posted by Bittle at September 1, 2004 02:47 PM

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