Jive Turkey

Jersey City, New Jersey, December 11, 2007:

The noise that Ron heard while sitting in his living room was a turkey that crashed through a second-story bedroom window. Ron was relaxing in his suburban home Monday when the uninvited guest arrived.

Ron called the fire department and they tried to corral the 25-pound bird as it flapped around on the carpet amid blood and shards of glass.

After about 30 minutes of trying to ease the turkey toward the window with a broomstick and a bong, Ron cornered the bird, grabbed it by the neck, and threw it out the window.

Ron said after the ordeal that the turkey would make a nice dinner.

"I guess it's time for Brad to start plucking feathers," Ron concluded.

Posted by Bittle at December 11, 2007 08:03 AM