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Jersey City, New Jersey, July 27, 2004:

A New Jersey man took his female neighbor to court for noise pollution after she repeatedly kept him awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Monday.

The plaintiff was identified as Ronatarian Party founder and leader Ron.

"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," Ron told the judge, a New Jersey Spew report said.

Ron told a New Jersey court that his "hot" 25-year old neighbor Andrea G. was disturbing the peace by keeping him awake early in the morning.

"She was constantly bringing home different dudes to bang and it was bugging me," he said before the judge. "Her actions cut into my sleep time and my self-esteem."

Andrea said her 30-something neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that she had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," she said.

The judge dropped the case on learning that the woman had since moved out of the apartment.

Posted by Bittle at July 27, 2004 08:59 AM

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