Midterm Elections, 2002

Neither of our candidates below won in the midterm elections. What the hell? Don't you people vote? We'll be sure to get them in next year.

Highway Cleanup Man for Sanitation Commissioner
Also known as "Mark Gaines", Highway Cleanup Man is not only known for his ability to pick up trash and wear it, but he also is respected by all his peers. Some call him a super hero. Full of vigor and relentless dedication to garbage, Highway Cleanup Man is the perfect man for the job.

Spruill for Notary Public
Jim Spruill is endorsed by Ron AND Highway Cleanup Man for the position of Notary Public. Jim is "at least 18 years of age and is a resident of" Pennsylvania which makes him fully eligible for the job. Not being currently incarcerated in a correctional facility further strengthens his position.
Spruill did win the online vote in "Who's Spotting Wood" in the Voting Forum. If he can win here, he certainly can win in the next election!

Posted by Ron at November 5, 2002 06:00 AM

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