Is there any doubt the media wants the next president to have a mustache? Look at this shameless plug from The Colbert Report (Comedy Central) aired Tuesday July 29. Host Stephen Colbert's urging for Sen. John McCain to grow a mustache begins about two minutes into the clip.
Of course, we here at Ron4President.com have supported a candidate with hair on his upper lip since 2000. We're obviously ahead of the curve on this issue.
Ron is the candidate who will, as president, lead this country to bigger and better things. He will restore dignity to the White House. He will promote social justice. He will help to end suffering. He will do keg stands in the Oval Office. He will do all of these things and more while sporting a glorious mustache.
"Mustache equals success." -- Stephen Colbert (July 29, 2008)
Posted by Bittle at July 30, 2008 08:05 AM