Mouse Trap

Jersey City: December 9, 2003

A patron of a Popeye's restaurant says he bit into a mouse that had been fried along with the chicken.

Presidential candidate Ron says he was eating the second piece of his three-piece Happy Meal when he made the unappetizing discovery.

"At first I thought it was the toy," he said. "But then I realized the error in my thinking."

He immediately filed a complaint with the health department.

Officials say that same restaurant has been closed twice before for infestation or unsanitary conditions.

Inspectors checked the place yesterday and didn't find any rodents. But officials say they'll be back.

"I swear I'll clean up this country when I am in office," the hot-headed Ronatarian said. "Be it improved health inspections or an all-out war on vermin...I will make sure this does not happen again!"

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