Nomination, Shmomination

Jersey City, New Jersey, June 27, 2006:

Denied the Ronatarian nomination to run for Congress, a psychotherapist who conducts nude group sessions told party leaders in an e-mail to kiss his rump.

Ronatarians on Monday chose no nominee rather than select Bill Williamson of Hudson County to run for the vacant 13th District seat.

New Jersey's 13th Congressional District currently has no representative in the House of Representatives. Robert Menendez resigned from this seat on January 16, 2006 in advance of his assumption of the Senate seat vacated by Jon Corzine, who in turn left his Senate seat to become Governor of New Jersey.

Williamson's e-mail, sent Sunday night, used a three-letter barnyard term, according to The New Jersey Spew. "If that is not clear enough for you, call me and I'll tell you in person," the newspaper quoted from the e-mail.

Ronatarian Party founder and leader Ron said Williamson's retort "proves that the Ronatarian Party and the process we use works well. He's a f*cking c*nt-licking *sshole."

Two years ago, Menendez won three-fourths of the vote over Williamson, who ran as an independent. Williamson wrote in his e-mail that he might run as an independent this fall, attacking Republicans, Democrats and Ronatarians alike if he does.

Posted by Bittle at June 27, 2006 07:37 AM