Not Yo' Cheese!

Elizabeth, New Jersey, July 21, 2004:

A man was arrested after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar.

Ronatarian vice presidential candidate Brad was arrested early Tuesday in the parking lot outside the community pool.

An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a "tricked out" Dodge Neon in the lot and stopped him.

"The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face, and slathered on his shoulders and chest," Elizabeth Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. "The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."

Investigators said someone climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall, and scattered chips on the ground in the image of Ron -- the founder and leader of the locally-based Ronatarian Party. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.

Brad was initially charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500, and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. After some pleading by Ron -- and stalwart negotiating by fellow party members -- all charges against Brad were dropped. He was released on his own recognizance at noon on Tuesday.

Posted by Bittle at July 21, 2004 04:14 PM

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