The Omen

Washington, D.C., October 31, 2000:

27-21 -- Score of Monday night's NFL game between the Washington Redskins and Tennessee Titans, won by Tennessee. Ever since the Redskins moved to Washington in 1937, their last home game before the November election has forecast the outcome at the polls. If the Redskins win, the incumbent party retains the Oval Office. If they lose, an opposing party moves in.

"Ha-ha!" Ron cheered late Monday night. "I knew it! The tides are turning in our favor."

Indeed, the Ronatarian movement is finishing strong and this concrete indicator might just fuel its momentum in the polls.

Asked if the Republicans, traditionally one of the two majority parties, should take this as better news for them instead of the Ronatarian Party, Ron scoffed at the notion.

"No f--king way, man! I don't concede s--t to Bush and his Republican cronies. This is my victory...America's victory."

Posted by Webmaster at October 31, 2000 12:31 AM

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