Pistol Whipped

Jersey City, New Jersey, March 31, 2009:

Hudson County authorities said a restaurant owner pistol-whipped and beat a customer who complained that his takeout order was incorrect. The owner of Goomba's Pizzeria was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon and released on bail.

The customer, identified as Ronatarian Party leader Ron, says he doesn't know what hit him.

"Motherf*cker f*cked me up!" Ron said. "What the f*ck?!?"

According to a police report, security footage from the pizzeria shows that the owner struck Ron with a gun. He then jumped over a counter and started to assault Ron and his roommate Brad.

Ron was at the pizzeria to collect a refund for a calzone, which he said was prepared incorrectly.

"I want a calzone my way," Ron said. "What's so f*cking hard about making it the way I like it?"

Ron was taken to a nearby hospital after the incident with a bloodied head. No harm to his trademark mustache was reported.

Posted by Bittle at March 31, 2009 03:37 PM