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Moorestown, New Jersey, August 1, 2006:

A flat tire was the first thing that went wrong for a Jersey City man on Monday.

Ronatarian Party leader Ron pulled over on the New Jersey Turnpike and was searching for a tire-changing tool when a passing tractor-trailer apparently launched a rock in his direction, the New Jersey State Police reported.

Attempting to elude the rock, Ron jumped toward his famed Camaro, struck his head on the rear window, and fell to the ground unconscious.

Ron was admitted to a local medical center for observation. He was released after a few hours when all tests came back negative. It seems all sustained injuries were minor.

Posted by Bittle at August 1, 2006 07:56 AM