Ron Congratulates New President Elect

Wednesday - December 13, 2000

In a speech following Gore's which only aired in some obscure provinces in Canada, Ron spoke to the American people.

"F you Bush, and F you Dick. I'll offer my congratulations in hell! Next time, we're not going to let you rig the ballots against me.

"I strongly urge the American people to TP the White House and to moon any limousines you might spot around the DC area.

"Over the next four years, you will see America continue to crumble. The same old drab national anthem will continue to bore you, criminals will overrun your neighborhood, and the Panama Canal will still be owned by foreigners.

"Just remember that in 2004, the Ronatarian Party is here to take back America. Until then, stay indoors and never trust a democrat or republican. Long live the Ronatarian Empire!"

Posted by Ron at December 13, 2000 12:16 AM

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