Ron-Paper-Scissors

Toronto, Canada: November 19, 2002 Give Ron a hand - for being the world's best Rock, Paper, Scissors player. The notorious American politician has won the World Rock Paper Scissors Society's first open international championship. He was among more than 250 grownups who took part in the competition over the weekend in Toronto. While Rock, Paper, Scissors is usually a kids' game, not this time. He won more than the last slice of pizza. First prize was $1,200, a video game system, and a gold medal. Ron says the secret to winning is maintaining a clear mind and judging each opponent individually. "I usually give them a 'death stare' and use intimidation to win the match," he said after the competition. "I also drink a case of Grolsch before a competition...I need to stay sharp in the tough world of Rock, Paper, Scissors."

Posted by Webmaster at November 19, 2002 10:28 PM

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