A Royal N8 In The Arse

London, England: July 23, 2003 A man at a Buckingham Palace garden party Tuesday dropped his trousers and dashed across the lawn, pursued by Beefeater guards in ceremonial red tunics. Partygoers cheered as a Beefeater tackled the man running a reported 300 feet ahead of Queen Elizabeth II. It was not clear if she saw him. The man was whisked away and questioned by police in the gardens. He was later identified as "American weirdo" N8. He was later escorted from the palace grounds. "There was no breach of security or risk to the royal party or other guests," the official statement concerning the incident said. "It is understood he was attending the garden party with members of his tribe, who were also invited guests." No further clarifications of this "tribe" or any other party guests were discussed. A police spokeswoman said the man had not been naked and had removed only his jacket, trousers, and shoes. But some said he had gone a little further. "He ran through the crowd, down the aisle then dropped his boxers," said Alec Solomon, 29. "The Beefeaters were running after him. A funny looking chap running amok is not an everyday occurrence, even the royal residences." Becky Fisk, another of the more than 8,000 people at the party, said N8 was wearing a Ronatarian Party T-shirt and trousers and managed to pull down both his trousers and boxer shorts while running. "He was shouting 'wahey-walshy' as he ran along," she said. Police said that N8 was not drunk or under the influence of any illegal substances. Members of the royal family at the party included the queen, her husband Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Princess Anne, and Prince Edward and his wife, Sophie. A month ago, self-described "comedy terrorist" Aaron Barschak gate crashed Prince William's 21st birthday party at Windsor Castle, prompting a security inquiry. The stunt has not garnered a cute tabloid name yet, but The Sun is toying with "N8-Gate."

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