Salad Knife

Jersey City, New Jersey, June 20, 2007:

Someone kicked in the door of politician Ron's house, stuck a knife in the door, and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.

Jersey City police said Ron reported the bizarre burglary on Tuesday. He told investigators someone broke into his home while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police said.

Police said they have a suspect in mind and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation.

Rumor has it that onetime Ron ally and friend N8 is currently in the greater New York City area. No concrete link between N8, the knife, and the stolen salad can be proven at this time.

Ron and Jersey City police refuse to comment on the details of the incident.

Posted by Bittle at June 20, 2007 02:16 PM