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Jersey City, New Jersey: August 21, 2003 Police pulled over a man on a bar stool -- after a slow-speed pursuit on one of Jersey City's busier streets. It started Tuesday when an officer saw a man riding the motorized bar stool at 35 mph. He was being followed closely by another man in a Camaro. Both driver and rider were pulled over. They were identified as Ronatarian front men Ron (Camaro driver) and Brad (barstool operator). Ron told police he had created the motorized stool, powered by a small engine, two weeks earlier in his garage. Ron was quoted as saying that it "was on its maiden voyage...Brad was the test pilot -- just like Chuck Yeager!" Later, Brad let it be known that he had secretly taken the motorized stool "out for a test spin" several times, thinking it would attract women. He added that he had "cruised" between Jersey City and nearby Newark several times on the stool without luck. Police estimate its value at more than $1,000. Ron was enraged at this revelation. "He did what?!? Without my permission? I'm gonna kick his lily-white ass!" Brad faces New Jersey charges of reckless endangerment and numerous traffic violations. Ron is not being prosecuted for any wrongdoings.

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