Strip-O-Ron

If Ron's mother were a stripper, business would be booming. Except that she is not.

After months of lurid phone calls because of a mix-up with her mobile phone number and a strip-o-gram agency, she's had enough.

Ron's mother, who lives somewhere in northern New Jersey, says her cellular telephone number was listed in a Yellow Pages advertisement for a Newark strip-o-gram service.

She said she kept getting calls asking: "Can you take your clothes off? What type of bra have you got on? Have you trimmed Ron's mustache today?"

"First of all I thought it was a little bit of a joke. In the end I was really, really upset," Ron's mom told a gathering of news reporters Friday.

The New Jersey woman, who sired Ronatarian presidential candidate Ron some 30 years ago, said the unwanted calls began in July last year and she later found out her number was listed for a service offering acts like the "Dirty Doctor", "Chomping at the Bittle", and "Cowboy Elvis."

A spokeswoman for Jersey Access, the regional publishers of the Yellow Pages in New Jersey, said she could not discuss individual customers. But accuracy was what the listings lived off and the company always took immediate action in such cases.

"It certainly is very rare that something like this happens...it's certainly something that is a huge concern for us," she told the media.

Ron himself did not comment on the affair. His mother's complaints spoke volumes.

Posted by Webmaster at January 28, 2002 11:00 PM

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