Take a Stab at That

Norristown, PA, March 1, 2008:

Montgomery County authorities say a man stabbed his brother-in-law during an argument over who should get the Ronatarian nomination for president.

What's more, Jose Ortiz, 28, who's charged with felony assault, is a registered Democrat.

District Attorney Lisa Ferman said Ortiz supports Ron and Sean "Boom Boom" Shurelds supports Brad. She told reporters Friday that the two got into an argument in a Collegeville home Thursday night and Shurelds tried to choke Ortiz. She says Ortiz then stabbed Shurelds in the abdomen.

Shurelds was taken to a hospital in critical condition, but is expected to recover.

Ron is expected to be the de facto Ronatarian Party nominee.

Posted by Bittle at March 1, 2008 09:16 AM