Tax Day Deductions

St. Louis, Missouri, April 15, 2010:

It's time that mustached Americans got in on the stimulus money. At least that's the proposal being pushed by tax policy professor John Yeutter and the St. Louis-based American Mustache Institute. The group dubs itself "the world's only facial hair advocacy and research organization."

On the eve of the deadline to file income tax returns, the professor and the AMI are pushing for a $250 annual tax incentive for people with mustaches. The funds would be used for mustache grooming supplies.

The AMI said the current system "provides a disincentive for the clean-shaven to enjoy the mustached American lifestyle."

The AMI said the stimulus money could be used not only for trimming instruments but for wax, combs, and mirrors.

As a mustached American and promoter of facial hair, Ron is an advocate of this proposed tax incentive. "Hell, I'll use that [incentive]. That sh*t costs money," he said.

Ron urges all other Americans with facial hair to support the AMI's movement.

Note: The Ronatarian Party advocates mustache growth, but that is not its sole purpose. It's main objective is to elect Ron to the highest office in the land: President of the United States of America.

Posted by Bittle at April 15, 2010 09:23 AM