Train Flashing

Newark, New Jersey: June 4, 2003 A Bergen County woman was cited for assault, trespassing, and resisting arrest after she was discovered half-naked hanging upside down from a train ladder, police said Tuesday. Robin Bishop, 31, was taken into custody about 2:30 p.m. Monday, after an engineer on a New Jersey Transit train discovered a woman hanging from the rear of the train as it approached a bridge here. "She was wearing jeans and nothing else," Newark police Lt. Mike Whittaker told The New Jersey Spew. "She was hanging upside down, topless, from a moving train." There were two other witnesses to the scene. Ronatarian Party founder Ron has become an avid trainspotter in recent months. While out with his faithful running mate Brad, the two stumbled upon the bizarre scene from a nearby knoll. "When Ron told me we were going trainspotting, I was a little reluctant," said Brad. "But when he spotted those hooters bouncing on the back of that train, I was engrossed. It was one of the best days of my life!" "I knew he'd like it," beamed a confident Ron. Police Capt. Jim Maloney said engineers stopped the train, which had only four or five cars, and approached the woman. She yelled at them and struck one with a rock before climbing to the roof of the car. "The officers thought she might have been under the influence of alcohol ...," Maloney said. Police don't know how the woman got onto the train. "She was a loner...a fighter," said Ron. "I like girls like that. I wonder when she gets out of jail?" "What's bail set at?" added Brad.

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