Vacuum Packed

Newark, New Jersey, October 23, 2008:

Police say a New Jersey man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The New Jersey Spew reports the Jersey City man was approached by police early Thursday in Newark. The paper identified him as Ronatarian Party vice presidential candidate Brad.

Police Sgt. Gary Wallace says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:15 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught Brad in the act.

Brad quickly apologized and zipped up. The officer then lectured Brad on the dangers and inappropriateness of his actions. He was released at the scene without charge and told to go home. The officer was also overheard advising Brad to "keep it in [his] pants" and to "get some...help."

Posted by Bittle at October 23, 2008 03:17 PM