
Shown: Pres. Bush & Co. after receiving the August 5th returns showing Ron making a strong surge in public opinion polls. According the Perrin Polls, Ron has pulled even with Bush and made the election a three-way race. Beware Bush, beware Kerry...Ron is coming!
Posted by Bittle at August 5, 2004 03:27 PM
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Um...hello!
Nobody seems to mention that I am running third in this poll. I'm kicking Kerry's tuckus! Why are you only talking about Bush and Ron? You're blatantly discriminating against me!!
There are LAWS in this country you know! Ron breaks most of them before breakfast, but the laws I'm talking about pertain to my civil liberties!!
This isn't the last you'll be hearing from ME!!!!
Posted by: sock puppet at August 5, 2004 11:39 PM
Ah, put a sock in it!
Posted by: Chad Punnington at August 6, 2004 08:34 AM
Oh yeah?! Take a look at my numbers now! At this rate I'll surpass Bush and win the election! If only Ron had been nicer to me earlier on I might have let him be my running mate. Right now I'm torn between a wet paper bag and a dishrag.
Posted by: sock puppet at August 9, 2004 10:29 AM
Franky, it was more fun voting for the sock puppet before some Jacque Arse decided to create a personality for the sock puppet... a very annoying personality for the sock puppet. I believe I have voted for the sock puppet 5 times, but I may have to start voting for Mr. T. Fools!
Posted by: Disgruntled former sock puppet voter at August 17, 2004 01:34 PM
Why was that post addressed only to me?
Posted by: Franky at August 17, 2004 01:36 PM
I am on the verge of beating BUSH! I'll bet none of you Ronatarians ever did that! You're not even close to BUSH! I'm so close it tickles me!
Posted by: sock puppet at August 19, 2004 11:26 PM
If I were in a poll, you'd see that I'm closer to BUSH than you are, puppet.
Posted by: Panties at August 20, 2004 09:03 AM