Hugo Chavez [Venezuela]

"If I had an award winning mustache like Ron, the people would fear me."

"Large boobs.  Ron taught me how to appreciate them.  Venezuela will strive to have bigger and better boobs."

"Ron had me at 'Hey dude'.  He completes me." 

"Then I showed Ron my 'rock', clearly defeating his 'scissors'."

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