New Ron4President Website Launch

February 20, 2004

Today everybody's favorite website for the Ronatarian Party reopened after a complete reformat. The general public had no idea what was happening -- the site continued for over 3 months with very few updates. Many thought the Ronatarian Party had simply given up and disappeared from the political spectrum. It was even speculated by the Chinese that Ron was dead. Not bloody likely!

"This is political genius," vice presidential candidate Brad told us, "They will never see us coming. All the other candidates have been going around making idiots of themselves. People pretty much hate all of them by now. But we've been keeping a low profile out of the spotlight. America's looking for a fresh inspiration to lead them into the future -- that person is Ron! Yeeeaww!!!"

Ron captivated America in 2000 with a grassroots campaign for radical change in the United States. He asked the questions no one else dared ask. He challenged his fellow Americans to ride along with him on the trail to true democracy and freedom. He wowed audiences the world over with his charisma, mustache, and witty banter. In the process, he churned up a load of disenfranchised voters who were unhappy with the status quo and taught them how to fight for him. He represented the new political voice of those who had nothing left to believe in. He farted into a microphone as a rebuttal at a high school mixer/debate in Missouri. He did it all and he is back in 2004 to rock the vote once again!

The new site features an all new message forum, voting, searching, and interactive comments after every entry. Almost all of the old website has been converted into the new format. Only a few remaining sections remain and soon the old website will be available to view in the archives.

"It's a whole new world of Ron," said beta tester Terry Hartzell. "Now there's nothing Ron cannot do. What did the five fingers say to the face? [Slap!] I'm Ron, bitch!"

Ron encourages all of the visitors to his webpage to get involved and post their thoughts on-line. He wants to create a political forum here at Ron4President.com that will help him, and his cause, better relate to his constituents. So share your thoughts and spread the word of Ron!

Strap yourself in and ride along with Ron in his quest for a better tomorrow.

Posted by Webmaster at February 20, 2004 12:00 AM

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