Legging It

Jersey City, New Jersey, October 26, 2016: After leaving the Royale With Sleeze strip club on East Badaboom Drive, the leader of the Ronatarian Party fell out of his car while it was moving...and it ran over his leg, the New Jersey State Police said. The incident was reported to NJSP at about 2:41 a.m. Tuesday. NJSP said witnesses told them Ron did not appear to be intoxicated as he was leaving the club. Witnesses said Ron and his cohorts were discussing fiscal policy late into the night while flicking wadded-up dollar bills at the dancers. Early in the...
Posted by Bittle at October 26, 2016

Snake Bite

Jersey City, New Jersey, September 29, 2016: A New Jersey wanna-be politician is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using the toilet. Ronatarian presidential candidate Ron was smiling as television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Jersey City were testimony to his ordeal. The 40-something politico told The New Jersey Spew that he struggled to remove the snake for 30...
Posted by Bittle at September 29, 2016

Male Doctors With Mustaches Lead Best

Women still outnumbered in medical leadership by men with mustaches, study finds If our headline made you think this study must be kind of a joke, you're right! But it's the kind of joke you have to laugh at to keep from crying. And it's actually a real study. Confused? Every year, the British Medical Journal puts out a special Christmas issue full of quirky (but still peer-reviewed) studies. They're always offbeat and often quite small, but they're all studies designed to make you chuckle. This year, one of the humorous studies brings up a serious topic: Sexism in...
Posted by Bittle at January 4, 2016

Mustache Christmas 2014

Merry Christmas from Ron and his imitators! The Ronatarian movement is like an unstoppable force sweeping the nation...catch it! - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at December 25, 2014

Major League Mustache

Cincinnati, Ohio, August 7, 2014: It's obvious Major League Baseball is obsessed with Ron. I mean, look at the 2015 All-Star Game logo MLB is promoting via its Facebook page! It's sickening to think MLB can use Ron's mustache's likeness without paying royalties...disgusting! - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at August 7, 2014