Tossing the Old Pig(skin)

Suffern, New York, February 1, 2007: When pigs fly, indeed. Ronatarian Party leader Ron, of Jersey City (N.J.), has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn in Suffern on January 19. Ron pleaded no contest Wednesday in county court to a charge of disturbing the peace. Rockland County Police Lt. Jon Weiss has said Ron didn't know the employees of the hotel. There was no evidence intoxication was a factor, which is strange for a case involving Ron or his so-called political party supporters. No one was hurt, including the pig, officers...

Train in Vain

Newark, New Jersey, January 30, 2007: A drunk man who tried to climb over a freight train stopped at a downtown crossing ended up going for a ride when the train took off. The man, identified as Ronatarian leader Ron, called 911 from his cell phone early Sunday when the train reached the Roselle Park area west of Newark because he was cold and wanted off, said Essex County Deputy Sheriff Shawn Getz. Dispatchers called CSX Railway, which alerted the train conductor. "A few miles west of Roselle Park they were able to stop the train and Ron got...

Club Bopping

New York, New York, January 15, 2007: A local politician was detained for public intoxication after claiming he was robbed by naked and scantily clad attackers at a male strip club, authorities said. Police arrested Ronatarian Party higher-up Brad early Sunday outside Club Nubian Fantasee, a dance club that becomes an all-nude male revue after midnight. Police said he told them he was attacked by three men, one naked and another in only a towel. Brad told police the men threw him out of the club and stole his wallet, though he later found the wallet. Club employees told...

FOAD

Jersey City, New Jersey, January 12, 2007: The vanity plates of Ronatarian Party leader Ron are going to get a makeover. Ron said he received a letter Thursday from the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission notifying him that he must change the plates on his classic Chevrolet Camaro. The plates read: FOAD69. Among some members of the military and computer users, FOAD stands for "(expletive deleted) off and die." In December, the state asked Ron to explain the acronym. He said he told them it stands for "fuzzy overbites are divine" -- a reference to his famous mustache. The...