N8 Wash

Woodstock, Ontario (Canada), June 4, 2004: A very strange man was arrested after stripping off his clothes and entering a car wash for an impromptu shower. Police say a cab stopped to fill up at a gas station about 10 p.m. Thursday when the passenger -- known worldwide only as N8 -- got out and decided to have a wash before going home, the Woodstock Sentinel-Review reported. Police found the man naked and intoxicated. He was charged with being intoxicated in a public place, but those charges were later dropped. N8 is, once again, free to roam the Earth....

Condom Wagon

Stockholm, Sweden, June 3, 2004: A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom ambulance. From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics. "Now there's an idea we here in America can and should embrace," said Ronatarian Party frontman Ron at a rally at a Planned Parenthood in Rahway, New Jersey. "Why can't our politicians and Health and Human Services...

Illegal Towing

Newark, New Jersey, June 2, 2004: He was trying to stop his car from being towed, but a Jersey City-based politician ended up being towed himself. Truck driver Donald Wilson was about to tow a "tricked out" Dodge Neon from a Waldbaums parking lot at about 3:15 p.m. Tuesday when the car's owner -- identified as Ronatarian vice presidential candidate Brad -- saw what was happening and argued with him, New Jersey State Police said. Wilson then began to drive away with Brad standing on a running board, hanging on to the side door of the tow truck, police...

Knocking the Vote

Dublin, Ireland, May 25, 2003: Ireland has recently banned a video to encourage voting in next month's European elections because it shows a bare nipple. "That's unconstitutional!" yelled Ron from across the ocean in America. Ron is an American presidential candidate from an upstart political movement based in the state of New Jersey. Ron and his followers call themselves Ronatarians and have Americans thinking in revolutionary terms -- again -- some 225 years after the former British colonies declared their independence. In Britain, where bare breasts are shown daily in tabloid newspapers, the film will be shown in censored...